1. Always carry beef with you at all times
2. Always carry a hatchet and/or axe
3. Must have a beard or thicke moustache
4. Must drink Faxe beer while eating pickles
5. Drink extra strong beer on all occasions
6. Never use a chainsaw
7. Sleep on piles of rocks whenever you can
8. Always have a hardy Lumberjack Breakfast
9. Must always wear plaid (red is recommended)
10. You only take orders from one person...you!
11. Don't take measures for safety, you won't need to
12. Take all the trees down at any cost
13. Never use a truck to carry logs, carry them yourself
14. Leave a trail of animal blood behind you so you won't get lost
15. Wear baby animal skinned gloves
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